Don't You Love It When…

Chronicling inappropriate fantasies and half truths based in an alternate reality.

Moobs

Posted on | May 27, 2009 | 2 Comments

Moobs

Moobs

“Betty, I don’t know what it is, but in the Parenting World there are not a lot of hot Dads,” I say.  “For some reason there seems to be more hot Moms, it’s like a 69 to 1 ratio.”

Is it because MILFs don’t drink beer?   Are MILFs more vain?    Do MILFs have a personal trainer on the side?

Later That Day

As Betty and I were sitting outside preschool waiting to pick up Little Johnny, we spotted a Dad.

“See what I mean about the Dads,” I say to Betty.

“Yeah he has a weird shaped body,” says Betty.

“Yeah…….He needs a bra,” I say.

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2 Responses to “Moobs”

  1. How I Lost Thirty Pounds in Thirty Days
    May 27th, 2009 @ 9:42 am

    I was just now googling around about this when I stumbled on your blog post. I’m only dropping by to say that I very much liked reading this post, it is really clear and well written. Are you considering posting more on this? It seems like there’s more material here for future posts.

  2. admin
    May 27th, 2009 @ 8:57 pm

    Yea maybe you have some advice for the men on how to lose the moobs.

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