Nipple Ring Accidents
Posted on | July 31, 2009 | No Comments

I love it when people wear clothing. I just think it’s safer.Â
I know Betty would never agree with me, being the extreme nudist that she is.Â
But the other day, I was walking down a hallway, and as I rounded the corner, I ran into a topless man. It would have been have been fine if he had a shirt over his double-pierced nipple rings, but he didn’t.Â
The rings got caught on my dress, ripping two holes in my new dress, right in the nipple area.
Good thing I don’t have Janet Jackson, nipple rings. The paramedics would’ve had to break out the jaws of life, to tear us apart.
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