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Nipple Ring Accidents

Posted on | July 31, 2009 | No Comments

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I love it when people wear clothing.  I just think it’s safer. 

I know Betty would never agree with me, being the extreme nudist that she is. 

But the other day, I was walking down a hallway, and as I rounded the corner, I ran into a topless man.  It would have been have been fine if he had a shirt over his double-pierced nipple rings, but he didn’t. 

The rings got caught on my dress, ripping two holes in my new dress, right in the nipple area.

Good thing I don’t have Janet Jackson, nipple rings. The paramedics would’ve had to break out the jaws of life, to tear us apart.

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