Don't You Love It When…

Chronicling inappropriate fantasies and half truths based in an alternate reality.

Dodge Penis

Posted on | August 17, 2009 | No Comments

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I love it when I’m watching porn advertisements disguised as car commercials.

“Test drive the all new dodge penis with ego boost engine today,” says the TV announcer.  “The all new dodge penis, has the thirst of a V6 and the thrust (driver puts hand on his stick, pause pause pause) of a V8.”

“The TV announcer moans on, “Drive one, two, or three today.

Note to test driver: Remember to take your Viagra because you’re gonna go all night

With commercials like these, who needs TV shows.

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