Don't You Love It When…

Chronicling inappropriate fantasies and half truths based in an alternate reality.

It Doesn’t Take A Psychic

Posted on | August 4, 2009 | No Comments

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I love it when I read the writing on the wall and I don’t even know it.

“Betty now that you and Baby Daddy are here at Zippers together, I know you’re gonna hook up again,” I tease.

“No, I’m not,” protests Betty.

“Yes, you are,” I say.

“Hey what are you doing tonight,” I ask.

“Meeting Baby Daddy at Cabo Wabo to listen to his bro’s band,” says Betty.

“Well, have fun having sex with him after wards,” I say.

“I’m not having sex with him,” says Betty.

Around 12:30 AM I get a text from Betty.

“Baby Daddy is passed out in my bed,” texts Betty.

I guess I should have told her I was only teasing.

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