Left My Glasses in Man Diego
Posted on | August 21, 2009 | 1 Comment

I love it when Betty uses a stupid excuse to go surfing at her favorite warm water break, 9 hours away from home.   She’s so convincing her reasoning almost makes sense. It must be nice to be single, childless and carefree.
“Darn, I left my sunnies in Man Diego at my sister’s house,” texts Betty.
“We’re going next month, you can get them then,” I text.
“No I really neeeeeeeed my sunglasses, now,” texts Betty.
“Don’t you have another pair you can wear for a month?” I text.
“None, that I like,” texts Betty. “I’m gonna go get ‘em at the end of the week.”
“Can’t your sister fed ex them to you?” I text.
“Too expensive,” texts Betty.
“Betty, the gas one way, will cost more than shipping your sunglasses home,” I text.
But I could tell Betty was not listening to me or the voice of reason.
“Plus, I can go surf Black’s Beach while I’m there,” Betty texted. “There’s gonna be a south swell, warm weather, and there will be a lot of cute guys on the beach in board shorts.”
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August 23rd, 2009 @ 5:35 am
Go Betty! Live it up!