Don't You Love It When…

Chronicling inappropriate fantasies and half truths based in an alternate reality.

Little Dog

Posted on | August 19, 2009 | 1 Comment

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I love it when Betty meets a new guy.  The opposite sex is intriguing and mysterious. I’m glad it’s her trying to figure it all out, and not me.  But I like to help out when I can.

“I saw Surfer Joe again,” texts Betty.   “He had a little dog with him.   It’s probably his girlfriend’s dog.”

Betty was into Surfer Joe and I could tell by her text she was disappointed.

“Betty we don’t live in the dark ages anymore,” I text.  “Haven’t you heard of Men’s Lib?  Straight single males can have feelings,  a feminine side,  little dogs, admit other guys are in good shape (only to their girlfriends),  wear skinny jeans with appliques on their back pockets, and carry guyliner in their murses.”

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