Don't You Love It When…

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Strip Ping Pong

Posted on | August 13, 2009 | No Comments

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I love it when Betty goes out on a date. I can hardly wait until the next day to get all the details.  Let’s just say Betty loves to kiss and tell.

“So what did you do after dinner?” I ask.

“We played Ping Pong,” says Betty.

“You played with his ding dong?” I say spitting out my orange juice.

“No we played Ping Pong,” says Betty laughing.

“Oh bad reception I guess,” I say. “Ping Pong that’s not very sexy or romantic.”

“Oh, butt Strip Ping Pong is so hot!” says Betty.

“Betty you’ll just use any excuse to get naked, even Ping Pong,” I say. “Oh well, at least you’re dedicated to something, which is a lot more than most people can say.”

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