Don't You Love It When…

Chronicling inappropriate fantasies and half truths based in an alternate reality.

Tennis with Betty

Posted on | August 20, 2009 | 1 Comment

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I love it when there’s waves to surf.  But when there isn’t,  Betty and I always find something else to do, like play tennis.

We’re pretty much at the same skill level, so it’s great exercise and challenging.  There’s  only one problem playing tennis with Betty,  she tends  to attract a crowd.  And it isn’t  just because she wears her ghetto, white booty shorts, though I’m sure those don’t help.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!” moans Betty as she serves.

“Oooooooooooooooooooooo!” groans Betty as she returns a volley.

“Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” exclaims Betty, running up to the net.

“Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” grunts Betty, as she runs back to return a lob.

Seriously, with all that racket, I’m surprised she doesn’t distract herself.

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