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The Only Trash Can On The Beach?
Posted on | August 14, 2009 | 1 Comment
I love it when Betty and I get to the beach just in time to claim the last available trash can. Back in the day, a surfer didn’t have to lock  her bike at the beach, but sadly, times have changed.
Once a trash can is claimed, other surfers usually stay away. Fortunately, there are other trash cans on the beach for surfers to throw away their beer cans, broken leashes, under wear, condoms and cigarette butts.
One day, however, Â as Betty and I were changing out of our wetsuits, our trash can seemed to be the only one on the beach.
First, two guys walked up to our trash can, threw away their butts, and walked away.
“Is this the only trash can on the beach?” I ask, but they walked away laughing.
Then, a third  guy, walked up to our trash can, and stood right behind Betty, who was, by now, clad only in her bikini. I didn’t see any trash in his hands.
“Betty do you know this guy?” I ask.
“No,” says Betty, feeling a little strange, with Mr No Trash, breathing down her bare back.
“I don’t see any trash in your hands,” I say to Mr No Trash.
“You’re not looking in the right place,” says Mr No Trash, with a smirk.
Then he pulls a beer out of his wetsuit, polishes it off , throws the empty bottle in the trash, and walks away.
“That was weird,” I say.
“Yeah,” says Betty. “I was wondering what that bulge was in his wetsuit, too bad it was just a beer……………”
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August 14th, 2009 @ 8:27 am
You two crack me up! Lol!