Don't You Love It When…

Chronicling inappropriate fantasies and half truths based in an alternate reality.

Will You Shave My Ass, Please?

Posted on | August 11, 2009 | No Comments

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“Um, babe, thanks for shaving my ass, again.” says Boyfriend.  ”But my bum always gets dry and irritated after a shave.  Could you rub some lotion on my bottom?”

“You should consider laser hair removal for more permanent, long lasting results,” suggests Girlfriend.   “Or this relationship isn’t going to last much longer.”

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