Strip Ping Pong

I love it when Betty goes out on a date. I can hardly wait until the next day to get all the details. Let’s just say Betty loves to kiss and tell.
“So what did you do after dinner?” I ask.
“We played Ping Pong,” says Betty.
“You played with his ding dong?” I say spitting out my [...]

It Doesn’t Take A Psychic

I love it when I read the writing on the wall and I don’t even know it.
“Betty now that you and Baby Daddy are here at Zippers together, I know you’re gonna hook up again,” I tease.
“No, I’m not,” protests Betty.
“Yes, you are,” I say.
“Hey what are you doing tonight,” I ask.
“Meeting Baby Daddy at [...]

Facebook Stalker

I love it when Betty’s guy crush follows us on vacation.
“Hey, I just got a text from Baby Daddy,” says Betty.
“What does he want, now?” I ask.
“He wants a surf report,” says Betty. “I’m going to tell him Mexico is going off!”
5 minutes later
“Oh my gosh!” squeals Betty. “He says he’s in Mexico, right now!”
“Betty, [...]

Hot Camper Surfer Dude

I love it when Betty finds a hot new guy to crush on, even if she doesn’t know it, yet.
Good thing I’m here to convince what a great guy he is. I mean that’s what friends are for, right?
“Camper Surfer Dude is really cute, Betty,” I say.
“Yeah and he lives in his camper,” says Betty [...]

Baby Daddy

“Betty oh my gosh!,” I text. “I just saw Mr. Non-Committment on facebook with his girlfriend.”Really?!” texts Betty.
“Yes, and there was a little kid in a few of the pictures,” I text. “I think he’s her Baby Daddy.”
“Ok, let me check facebook,” texts Betty.
5 minutes later.
“OMG!” texts Betty. “He is her Baby Daddy!” Her status says, ‘can’t [...]

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