I Can Hear The Ocean

I love it when I forget to power down my blue tooth and leave it in my ear. I can hear the ocean in there.
“Ahhhhhhhh.”

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Walking My Bird

I love it when I see a guy walking his bird on the beach, carrying a skateboard. Sand and skateboards don’t mix……..did I really see that? Or did I have a negative ion induced hallucination?

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Powering Down

I love it when I call Betty and she’s online .
“Betty can you please find me a socal edison pay station,” I ask.
“Just pay online,” says Betty.
I just want to pay in person,” I say. “They are gonna turn off my power in 2 days, and then we won’t be able to tweet.
“Ok,” says Betty. I found one, 69 [...]

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