Facebook Stalker
I love it when Betty’s guy crush follows us on vacation.
“Hey, I just got a text from Baby Daddy,” says Betty.
“What does he want, now?” I ask.
“He wants a surf report,” says Betty. “I’m going to tell him Mexico is going off!”
5 minutes later
“Oh my gosh!” squeals Betty. “He says he’s in Mexico, right now!”
“Betty, [...]
Baby Daddy
“Betty oh my gosh!,” I text. “I just saw Mr. Non-Committment  on facebook with his girlfriend.”Really?!” texts Betty.
“Yes, and there was a little kid in a few of the pictures,” I text. “I think he’s her Baby Daddy.”
“Ok, let me check facebook,” texts Betty.
5 minutes later.
“OMG!” texts Betty. “He is her Baby Daddy!” Her status says, ‘can’t [...]
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