Happy 4th of July

I love it when I stay at home for 4th of July. Even as a child I never enjoyed the loud revelry of 4th of July.
I prefer to stay home and make my own fireworks.
“Lights out at 7 o’clock tonight, kids,” I say. ” Mommy and Daddy need to talk about something.”
“Seven o’clock!” the kids [...]

Import A Friend

Import a Friend

I love it when I don’t have any BFFs at my son’s school, because I can just make Betty cum with me, whenever my husband can’t make a school function, due to his real job.

“Betty remember we have February Fog Festival Thursday at 11 a.m.” I text.
“Yeaaa social function i got it, that’s [...]

Call Before You Cum

I love it when people call before they cum to visit me. Especially my Mom. She seems to have radar for when we are about to have sex.
“Ding Dong,” rings the doorbell as I am about to get my groove on.
Ding dong is exactly what I was thinking of, just not that kind of ding [...]

Ditched on Mothers Day by Mom

I love it when my Mom just wants to show us off at church on Mothers Day, and then be done with us.
“Let me know if we are going to church by 8 am,” texts my Mom. “If no church then I’m going to the dance hall.”
“No church,” I text back.
It’s my mothers day too. [...]

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