“Beat It” Michael Jackson

I love it when I can make a difference in people’s lives.
“Hey, Betty want to start a Surfing Boot Camp for Unmotivated Surfer Dudes?” I text Betty.
“Yeah!” texts Betty. “How do they surf everyday and still have pot bellies? We can totally help them get 6 pack abs.”
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