Facebook Stalker

I love it when Betty’s guy crush follows us on vacation.
“Hey, I just got a text from Baby Daddy,” says Betty.
“What does he want, now?” I ask.
“He wants a surf report,” says Betty. “I’m going to tell him Mexico is going off!”
5 minutes later
“Oh my gosh!” squeals Betty. “He says he’s in Mexico, right now!”
“Betty, [...]

Technu Shower with Happy Ending

I love it when Betty is such a hard core surf buddy, which is 24/7. But some times she’s so hard core, she calls my dawn patrol bluff.
“Wanna surf down the coast tomorrow?” texts Betty.
“Since it’s a six hour trip, I can only go if we dawn patrol,” I text. “Let’s leave at 4:30am.”
“Are you [...]

Po’ Surfer

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“Beat It” Michael Jackson

I love it when I can make a difference in people’s lives.
“Hey, Betty want to start a Surfing Boot Camp for Unmotivated Surfer Dudes?” I text Betty.
“Yeah!” texts Betty. “How do they surf everyday and still have pot bellies? We can totally help them get 6 pack abs.”
“Great what do you think our theme song [...]

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