Man Diego

I love it when Betty travels to new places. She always meets lots of new, fun people.
“Oh my goodness!” texts Betty. “There are so many cute guys hitting on me at the bar!”
“Really?” I text. “Like how many guys?”
“6 or 7, I’m not sure,” texts Betty. “There’s so many guys, I lost count. I must look [...]

Facebook Stalker

I love it when Betty’s guy crush follows us on vacation.
“Hey, I just got a text from Baby Daddy,” says Betty.
“What does he want, now?” I ask.
“He wants a surf report,” says Betty. “I’m going to tell him Mexico is going off!”
5 minutes later
“Oh my gosh!” squeals Betty. “He says he’s in Mexico, right now!”
“Betty, [...]

Baby Daddy

“Betty oh my gosh!,” I text. “I just saw Mr. Non-Committment on facebook with his girlfriend.”Really?!” texts Betty.
“Yes, and there was a little kid in a few of the pictures,” I text. “I think he’s her Baby Daddy.”
“Ok, let me check facebook,” texts Betty.
5 minutes later.
“OMG!” texts Betty. “He is her Baby Daddy!” Her status says, ‘can’t [...]

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